On the COYS forum today. Worth sharing:
INGREDIENTS Ready made Crumble Mix
1 German Prune (Well past its sell by date)
4 French Lemons
3 African Melons
2 Spanish Plums
2 Brazilian Nuts
2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (Please Note, These fruits are seriously over rated)
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS
It is recommended that you adhere to the recipe but as it is an "Ar5ena1 Crumble" some cheating is expected. For a good "Ar5ena1 Crumble" topping, the ingredients need to be well beaten before cooking (5-1 should do it). Add all of the fruits together in a hot cauldron (White Hart Lane is perfect) and make sure they stew for 90 minutes. You will know that they are properly stewed as they will completely break down and lose all of their structure. Add a generous splash of "Chateau Wegner" whine to add to the sour taste. Once this has been done, cover with the crumble mix and place into a very hot oven (Old Trafford, maybe) for a further 90 Minutes.The Ar5ena1 Crumble is now complete.
Warning : Ar5ena1 supporters may find this dish very bitter to swallow.
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