Monday, 3 November 2008

Undercover Elephant

Arsene Wenger has been scraping the barrel of excuses this week for les Arses' poor showing midweek and even worse performance at Stoke at the weekend. I think I have found a contributory factor. It seems that underperforming boy wonder, Theo Walcott, has been moonlighting in a style that would impress Hong Kong Fooey. Even so, he only just scraped in at the last moment in the Brazilian Grand Prix and, if he rests on his laurels too much, he may find McCain pipping him at the post tomorrow.
The question is which is the real person and which are alter egos?

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