My son wanted to go into town the other Sunday. 'What do you want to do? Rugby? Bowling? Gamestation?''Nah, I want to go to Bob's Discount Emporium.'
'Huh?'
'I need more stock.'
Looks like he's set himself up with a nice little sideline at school as a mobile, single product tuck shop. Seems he turned a tasty 15 quid profit last week after investing pocket money in supplies the weekend before.
'Are you allowed to do that?'
'Teachers sometimes buy kitkats from me.'
How can I argue with that logic. It also means he doesn't really need to ask me for money. I had a kitkat off him the other day. You can't say he doesn't look after his old man; he gave me a 5p discount.
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