Bentley from 40

Judging by this it seems the answer to David Bentley's feeble shot to goal ratio is to put a skip in the goal. Presumably at the Library he saw one in the stand and went for it. Why oh why can't harry do this one simple thing? At last count he had the highest number of unsuccessful shots in the Premier League at 56. At least he has scored once though and in some style. Stuart Downing showed in his woeful performance against Spain last night why he's had 44 shots and not found the net; he's rubbish. Thank God we didn't buy him.