Epiphany

Just as I was about put my audacious plan to steal the crown jewels into action and, on the way, stab a few old ladies whilst doing an evil laugh, I saw this sign. It spoke to me in a way no person has ever been able to. So THANK YOU anonymous sign writer; I, the Queen, and several old ladies will forever be in your debt.

Now, if only someone were to quickly put up a sign about the wickedness of split infinitives then this sentence might read better.