Monday, 2 July 2007

Hard as nails...

....but very weird. A lot of the blokes in Yorkshire call other blokes 'love'. The postman is a mountain of a man. he wears shorts all year round, has tattoos on his eyeballs (probably) and chews glass as he does his round. I walk into the colossus in the entrance hall: 'You number xxx? I got a parcel for you love.' Suddenly his ogre-like qualities melt before me and he seems, well, a bit gay. Soft gay, not body building gay. I didn't tell him that mind.

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