Are we there yet?

"Can we stop at a garage, I need water."
"We're stuck in traffic, there isn't a garage."
"But I need water."
"We'll stop when we find one."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes. I'm driving round in circles just for the heck of it."
"Why did you park so far away?"
"Because I'm a sadist."
"My feet hurt."
"But we only just got out of the car."
"Can I go on the swings?"
"No, you're 27."