Friday, 27 April 2007

Groundskeeper Willy

London: 4.30pm

The board of directors are investigating claims made by some Spurs supporters that ground staff employed to urinate on away fans at half time deliberately targetted members of Martin Jol's blue and white army. 'Well, you know,' said Jol with a shrug, arms folded tightly across his barrell chest, 'it was a pish poor performansh all round.' A Homeresque wisp of hair fell cocquettishly across one battle hardened eye in the spring N17 breeze as he continued, 'In Holland people pay good money for that.'

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